But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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