Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
