I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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