I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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