the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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