Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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