Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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