What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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