No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I need to sanitize my soul.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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