I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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