Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
we made out on top of his cat.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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