id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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