Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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