Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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