How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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