Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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