some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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