We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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