i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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