Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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