So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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