People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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