I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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