we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
My liver just broke up with me...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize
