Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Houston, we have a squirter
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
don't judge my taste in strippers
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
