No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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