Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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