It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
