All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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