You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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