im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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