He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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