Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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