hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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