Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We have so much sex to catch up on
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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