If i come over, it means nothing
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Randomize
