NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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