its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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