glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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