She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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