I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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