What a fucking waste of an outfit
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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