Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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