I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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