summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I touched a dick in church today
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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