Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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