I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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