i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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