I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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