I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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