: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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